Saturday, May 5, 2007

Five more good leads!!

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for 6 months. On top of that, I've been with a loose woman."

The priest sighs. "Is that you little Tommy O'Shaughnessy?"

"Yes, father, 'tis I."

"And who might be the woman you were with?"

"I shan't be tellin' you, Father. It would ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm bound to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

Tommy: "I cannot say."

"Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?"

Tommy: "I'll never tell."

"Was it Lisa O'Shanter

Tommy: "I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."

"Was it Cathy O'Dell?"

Tommy: "My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fia Mallory, then?"

Tommy: "Please Father, I cannot tell you

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy O'Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But, you've sinned and you must atone. Be off with you now."

Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Five more good leads!" says Tommy.

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