Wanna know how many days a week you have sex?

1. First of all, pick the number of days a week that you would like to have sex

2. Multiply this number by 2

3. Add 5

4. Multiply by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1749. If you haven't, add 1748.

6. Last step: Subtract the four digit year that you were born

You should now have a three digit number, the first digit of which was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have sex each week). The second two digits are your age!