How they have sex

* ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.

* ACTORS do it on cue.

* ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.

* AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.

* ANSI does it in the standard way

* ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.

* ARCHITECTS have great plans.

* ARTISTS are exhibitionists.

* ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.

* ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus.

* ATTORNEYS make better motions.

* AUDITORS like to examine figures.

* BABYSITTERS charge by the hour.

* BAILIFFS always come to order.

* BAKERS knead it daily.

* BAND MEMBERS play all night.

* BANKERS do it with interest -- penalty for early withdrawal.

* BARBERS do it with shear pleasure.

* BARTENDERS do it on the rocks.

* BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base.

* BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often.

* BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey.

* BEER BREWERS do it with more hops.

* BEER DRINKERS get more head.

* BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds.

* BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry.

*BOSSES delegate the task to others.

* BOWLERS have bigger balls.

* BRICKLAYERS lay all day.

* BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber.

* BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time.

* BUTCHERS have better meat.

* C'Bers do it on the air.

* CAMPERS do it in a tent.

* CARPENTERS hammer it harder.

* CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor.

* CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm.

* CHEMISTS like to experiment.

* CHESS PLAYERS check their mates.

* CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation.

* CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically.

* CLOWNS do it for laughs.

* COACHES whistle while they work.

* COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs.

* COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs.

* COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop.

* COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software.

* CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation.

* CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it.

* COPS have bigger guns.

* COWBOYS handle anything horny.

* COWGIRLS like to ride bareback.

* CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls.

* CREDIT MANAGERS always collect.

* DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds.

* DEADHEADS do it with Jerry.

* DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck.

* DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts.

* DENTISTS do it in your mouth.

* DETECTIVES do it under cover.

* DIETICIANS eat better.

* DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack.

* DIVERS do it deeper.

* DOCTORS do it with patience.

* DRUGGISTS fill your prescription.

* DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time.

* DRY WALLER'S are better bangers.

* ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.

* ENGINEERS charge by the hour.

* EXECUTIVES have large staffs.

* FARMERS spread it around.

* FIREMEN are always in heat.

* FISHERMEN are proud of their rods.

* FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard.

* FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush.

* FURRIERS appreciate good beaver.

* GARBAGE MEN come once a week.

* GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses.

* GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day.

* GEOLOGISTS are great explorers.

* GOLFERS do it in 18 holes.

* GYMNASTS mount and dismount well.

* HACKERS do it with fewer instructions.

* HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs.

* HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency.

* HANDYMEN like good screws.

* HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision.

* HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer.

* HUNTERS do it with a bang.

* INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers.

* INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house.

* INVENTORS find a way.

* JANITORS clean up afterwards.

* JEWELERS mount real gems.

* JOGGERS do it on the run.

* LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.

* LAWYERS do it in their briefs.

* LIBRARIANS do it quietly.

* LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.

* LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.

* MACHINISTS make the best screws.

* MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.

* MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet.

* MANAGERS supervise others.

* MARKETING REPs do it on commission.

* MILKMEN deliver twice a week.

* MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done.

* MINERS sink deeper shafts.

* MINISTERS do it on Sundays.

* MISSILE MEN have better thrust.

* MODELS do it in any position.

* MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters.

* MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs.

* MOVIE STARS do it on film.

* MUSICIANS do it with rhythm.

* NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing.

* NURSES call the shots.

* OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under.

* OPERATORS do it person-to-person.

* OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face.

* PAINTERS do it with longer strokes.

* PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash.

* PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion.

* PILOTS keep it up longer.

* PLUMBERS do it under the sink.

* POLICEMEN like big busts.

* POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.

* POSTMEN come slower.

* PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets.

* PRINTERS reproduce the fastest.

* PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end.

* PROFESSORS do it by the book.

* RACERS like to come in first.

* RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall.

* RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.

* REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots.

* RECYCLERS use it again.

* REPAIRMEN can fix anything.

* REPORTERS do it daily.

* RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.

* RETAILERS move their merchandise.

* ROOFERS do it on top.

* RUNNERS get into more pants.

* SAILORS like to be blown.

* SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues.

* SCIENTISTS discovered it.

* SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.

* SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop.

* SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls.

* SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists.

* SPELUNKERS do it underground.

* SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.

* STEWARDESSES do it in the air.

* STUDENTS use their heads.

* SURGEONS are smooth operators.

* TAILORS make it fit.

* TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town.

* TAXIDERMISTS mount anything.

* TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking.

* TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals.

* TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls.

* TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks.

* TRUCKERS carry bigger loads.

* TYPISTS do it in triplicate.

* VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers.

* VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up.

* WAITRESSES serve it piping hot.

* WATER SKIERS come down harder.

* WELDERS have hotter rods.

* WRESTLERS know the best holds.

* WRITERS have novel ways.

* ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal instinct.