No glove, no love!

The best possible slogans to promote wearing condoms among the male sex

1. Cover your stump before you hump

2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong

7. If you're not goin' to sack it, go home and whack it

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

9. If you slip between her things, be sure to condomize

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go in heat, package your meat

13. While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis

14. When you take off her pants and blouse, zip up your rouser house

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker

17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool

18. The right selection will protect your erection

19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil

20. A crank with armour will never harm her

21. No glove, no love!

22. If gonna have it off, have it on